And behold, I had a dream, and in that dream I spoke to God. And God spake, and his words were thus:
"It is the time of Jugement, Edward, Thou hast Displeased me, yea, Most greviously, With Thine Shoddy Behaviour. Right, firstly, Mine Ambassador Upon this earth, Sir Rodney Of Simmons, has dissapered. Mine cherubs cannot locate him, therefore he cannot have ascended, and him down there denies involvement. Mine hours are now considerably less intimate. I now cast the rapid ascension of you, Edward, to thine most holiest seat of power.
Therefore I am destined for greatness, but pass these messages along to you.
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